The Herd’s Dream Girl, More T-Wolves Bashing

You killed the T-Wolves G.M. David Kahn on your radio show. Don’t you think he knows more than you about draft picks? Kurt, Fargo

Sure he does. Bill Clinton has a higher IQ than I do, too. Yet he couldn’t pass on that denim wearing hog, Monica Lewinsky. Intelligence doesn’t mean emotional maturity or good judgment, in crisis. Some very smart people are very insecure or very irrational. Buzz Bissinger is a great sportswriter, but has all the stability of Andy Dick. I know David Kahn well from my years in Portland. He needs to be the smartest guy in the room. He wanted to impress people with his draft acumen, and instead, out smarted himself. Back to back point guards. Yea, great call.

I listen to you in Seattle now on 710 ESPN. You go up against a popular local show. How do you fare? Dean, Kent WA

It’s too early to tell. We will beat KJR during the fall book, mark my words. That station is lazy and has second rate guests. Seattle loves the NFL and College Football, and nobody delivers like we do. And it’s a smart city that, when given the choice, is not going to listen to endless Husky football talk about a miserable 3-9 football team, followed by hours of WSU football talk about an even crappier 2-10 team. Dean, smart and compelling wins, which equals 710 ESPN, not your local mouth breathing hosts.

Do you consider yourself arrogant? Marc, Fresno

No, I consider myself handsome and flawless. Why do you ask?

If you could hook up with one Hollywood Hottie, who would it be? Mason, Charlotte

Courtney Cox. That chick drives me bonkers. Plus, you’re telling me I can’t outdrive David Arquette. Her eyes and sense of humor are a total turn on. Everybody fell in love with Jennifer Aniston, but Courtney has been my number one weakness for years. Number two is Elizabeth Shue. A semi no-name, but god she is gorgeous. Look her up on Google and thank me later. A buddy of mine knows I think she is cute and knows I also like singer Cheryl Crow. One night he runs into both, in L.A.,at club. I wouldn’t have slept for nights.