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The Real Top 10 Best Looking QB - From A Woman’s Perspective

By Fireman Mike September 3, 2009

It’s something we bring up all the time on air. The better looking you are as a young kid and the more women like you, the more likely you are to walk around with confidence. It’s not arguable. That confidence usually carries over to the athletic field and people look to the good looking guy to be the leader. Great leaders become great quarterbacks. It was always one of my theories. Now, there’s scientific proof.

mryanA college professor and an economist got together to measure the facial symmetry of NFL starting QBs. Apparently studies show that the more symmetrical your face, the more likely you are to be perceived as attractive by others. It’s also been linked to overall success, which is measured in wins and losses by NFL quarterbacks. According to researchers, Matt Ryan of the Falcons tops the list as the NFL’s best looking QB, scoring a 99.8% in facial symmetry.

We aren’t sold. We had to go to a reliable source for an opinion. Look no further than the ‘Girl With Just Her Sox On’. She gave us her top 10 best looking QBs in the NFL and it’s no shock that most of them are wildly successful. Fellas, if you don’t think women find confidence sexy and success a turn on, here’s the proof:

Girl With Just Her Sox On gives you the real list, ranking overall good looks, talent and personality.

brady31. Tom Brady (NE)
“Even holding a baby goat, the guy has sex appeal. Add in two Super Bowl MVPs, a supermodel wife, and a guest stint on Entourage, and the guy is untouchable. I don’t even know what Stetson smells like, but I’d probably bathe in it.”
Hotness Factor: 10
X Factor: 10
2. Kurt Warner (ARZ)
“Kurt Warner is a winner and that’s sexy. He’s been to the Super Bowl with both the Rams and the Cardinals and is still going strong at 38. Leave Hollywood to Matt Leinart and winning football games to the real stud.”
Hotness Factor: 9
X Factor: 8
3. Matt Ryan (ATL)
“I can’t decide if Matt Ryan is boyishly cute or looks like a 40 year old man. It changes every day. He may have a symmetrical face, but he’s also the reigning Rookie of the Year, and scored a 32 on the Wonderlic exam. Bonus points for being a brainiac and leading the Falcons to the playoffs.”
Hotness Factor: 8
X Factor: 9
quinn4. Brady Quinn (CLE)
“Brady Quinn works harder on his body than Joan Rivers does on her face. And if you don’t believe me, check out his Men’s Health spread. He’s no joke (off the field). It also looks like he may finally get his chance at the starting gig in Cleveland, after playing second fiddle to Derek Anderson.”
Hotness Factor: 9
X Factor: 8
5. Tony Romo (DAL)
“Romo is good looking, no doubt about it. He gets negative points for not being able to turn it on in big games and failing to get a win in the playoffs but double bonus points for losing Jessica Simpson and going after even younger and hotter Candice Crawford (sister of Chase Crawford and former Miss Missouri).”
Hotness Factor: 8
X Factor: 8
sanchez36. Mark Sanchez (NYJ)
“I personally don’t get the appeal, but Sanchez is the hottest thing in the NFL right now, so who am I to argue with the masses. Plus, I know if I don’t put him on this list I’ll be crucified by women everywhere. He still gets negative points for playing for the Jets.”
Hotness Factor: 7
X Factor: 9

7. Brett Favre (MIN)

“Brett Favre is a DILF. And if you don’t know what that means, well, sorry I’m not explaining it to you. 5 years ago he’d be higher on this list, but he gets negative points for being a former Jet and not being able to make up his freakin mind. favre4Bonus points for sexy facial hair. Girls dig it.”
Hotness Factor: 8
X Factor: 7
8.Trent Edwards (BUF)
“”Trent is good looking, smart, and competitive. And now he has T.O. to play catch with. This could be his break out season with the Bills. Which means Trent will finally be able to capitalize on his looks with the ladies.”
Hotness Factor: 7
X Factor: 7
9. Matt Cassell (KC)
“We all know the story. Brady goes down and the hopes and dreams of an entire franchise are out the window. Enter Cassel, the Pats go 11-5 and women in New England have a new QB to lust after. This year its KC’s turn. Cassel is hot and he’s got staying power.”
Hotness Factor: 7
X Factor: 7
brees10. Drew Brees (NO)
“In 2008, Brees finished only 15 yards shy of Dan Marino’s record. The man is an offensive nightmare. On top of that he’s good looking and humble. Not a bad combination.”
Hotness Factor: 7
X Factor: 7

Categories : Colin's Corner

Comments

  1. Bills Fan says:

    I like that you have my QB Trent Edwards up on your list. I will have to say you have one omission. How could you pass up the cute Byron Leftwich, now playing for Tampa Bay. He looks like a “fathead” version of Gary Coleman. Now what other QB in the league can put that on their resume. Also he’s a tough cookie. Remember his senior year at Marshall when his offensive linemen had to carry him down the field inbetween plays because his shin was so badly bruised. Way to go Gary!!! Oops, I mean Byron.

  2. Holly Davis says:

    They’re all ugly.

  3. Halle Berry says:

    Sustain the good works guys. I’ve added you to my blogroll.

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