Dec
09

The Tiger Woods Timeline

By Fireman Mike December 9, 2009

The drama surrounding Tiger Woods is getting harder and harder to follow due to the number of women, different witnesses to the accident and the amount of people that are going to play a role financially in Tiger’s life down the road. We put together this timeline, with stories from all over the web, in case you missed a few stories and need to do some catching up. We’ll continue to update it as the story continues to unfold.

Friday, November 27th: Tiger Woods crashes into a fire hydrant outside his mansion in the gated community of Isleworth in the Orlando area. The first reports claim that Woods is in ‘serious condition’ and the news comes across the screen as the world is attempting to watch the most important game in the history of Temple football, a duel against Ohio to decide who goes to the MAC Championship game. Temple, Tiger and the mainstream media fall behind early and have yet to regain the momentum they had just 24 hours earlier. ORIGINAL REPORT

Friday, November 27th: Tiger’s camp releases a statement on his website claiming the world’s best golferuchitel is in ‘good condition’. This is the last time Woods’ health is a main concern and the speculation about what exactly happened earlier in the morning heats up. At this point, people are simply focusing on the accident and what happened when first responders arrived on scene. STATEMENT ON TIGER WOODS FROM HIS OWN WEBSITE

Friday, November 27th: News that Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, extricated him from his Cadillac Escalade by smashing out both back windows with a golf club and pulled him out of the vehicle comes to light. Rumors immediately begin to swirl about what happened prior to the incident and questions are raised about why Nordegren needed to smash both windows in order to ensure Woods safety. NY POST REPORT

Saturday, November 28th: Woods and Nordegren postpone an interview with the Florida Highway Patrol after deciding not to talk with them on the day of the accident either. Legally, they are not obligated to speak to police about the accident because it happened on private property and nobody besides Woods was injured on scene. NO COMMENT FROM TIGER

Saturday, November 28th: Questions about Woods infidelity begin to surface as TMZ.com reports there may have been a domestic dispute inside the Woods home before the accident took place. TMZ FIRST ONE TO RAISE ?’s

Sunday, November 29th: Woods and his wife refuse to speak to police for the third straight day and all signs point to the FHP never getting their interview with Woods. TIGER STAYS SILENT

Sunday, November 29th: Woods releases a statement on his website admitting the one car accident was indeed his fault and that he is by no means a perfect person. He claims his wife acted courageously in order to help him at the scene. “THIS SITUATION IS MY FAULT…”

Sunday, November 29th: The 911 tape of Woods’ incident is released to the public. It feature Woods’ neighbor calling dispatchers and claiming Woods is on the ground and unconscious. A voice in the background, which is later identified as Tiger’s mother, can be heard screaming, “What happened?” GOLFWEEK AIRS 911 TAPE

Sunday, November 29th: The last Tiger Woods advertisement is seen on television. Woods’ sponsors do not immediately address the issue. TIGER M.I.A IN TV-LAND

Monday, November 30th: Woods announces that he will withdraw from the Chevron World Classic, a tournament that he is the host of and directly contributes to the Tiger Woods Foundation. WOODS WITHDRAWS FROM TOURNEY

Monday, November 30th: Tiger’s relationship with New York City club promoter Rachel Uchitel comes to light and the feeding frenzy begins. Uchitel denies everything and hires famous attorney Gloria Allred to represent her. UCHITEL DOESN’T KISS AND TELL…..YET

Tuesday, December 1st: A second mistress comes out, as Jaimee Grubbs claims she has had sex with Tiger over 20 times since 2007. MONEY GRUBBING MISTRESS

Tuesday, December 1st: Tiger is fined $164 dollars for careless driving but no criminal charges are brought against him stemming from the actual accident. At this point Tiger is wishing he took the golf cart instead of the Escalade. WOODS PAYS CHUMP CHANGE FINE

grubbsTuesday, December 1st: Police and witnesses verify that there were no signs of domestic violence and Woods’ injuries are consistent with those associated with an auto accident. NEIGHBOR’S ATTORNEY SPEAKS

Wednesday, December 2nd: A third women, Kalika Moquin, claims to be another of Tiger’s women on the side. MOQUIN ENTERS THE PICTURE

Wednesday, December 2nd: Grubbs is featured in an US Weekly cover story and releases 300 text messages sent to her by Tiger, along with a voicemail that was left on her phone by Woods pleading with her to change the ID on her voicemail to her phone number instead of her name. Things start to get ugly….er. GRUBBS TALKS TO US WEEKLY

Wednesday, December 2nd: Woods releases a statement on his website and apologizes for his ‘transgressions’ during his marriage. The title of his post, ‘Tiger Comments on Current Events’, sounds more like a fourth grade project instead of an apology to his family, friends and fans. TIGER’S TRANSGRESSIONS

Wednesday, December 2nd: Tiger’s accident report is released and this kid has some advice for his ‘homie’. SMOKING GUN ACCIDENT REPORT

Thursday, December 3rd: Uchitel cancels her scheduled press conference and we are all spared the drama that would have occurred. Instead, the media allows us to enjoy Oregon-Oregon State in peace and see who wins the right to baffle Terrelle Pryor and beat up on Ohio State in the Rose Bowl. UCHITEL PRESSER CANCELLED

Thursday, December 3rd: Jesper Parnevik doesn’t throw Tiger under the bus….. he digs a whole, throws Tiger inside, covers him with cement, parks the bus on top of it and uses 20,000lbs of explosives to blow Woods up! Listen to this. PARNEVIK INTERVIEW

Thursday, December 3rd: The neighbor who called 911 for the Woods family on the night of the crash is quoted as saying Woods was snoring and not alert when he arrived on scene, in an interview with the Florida Highway Patrol. Police ask every question they possibly can to bag Tiger but the neighbor never changes his story. TIGER SNORING AT ACCIDENT SCENE

Friday, December 4th: Things slow down for a day in Tiger’s world but much like prison, silence can be the worst sign for a celebrity because it means the media is just digging up more dirt and plotting to unleash a few bombs.

Friday, December 4th: Emails from one of Tiger’s childhood friends, Byron Bell, to Uchitel go in-depth about a planned trip to Australia and Dubai to spend time with Tiger. Bell did his buddy Tiger a favor and paid for the trip so there would be no paper trail between Woods and Uchitel. Except this email of course. Damn it! UCHITEL’S ITINERARY

jungerSaturday, December 5th: A fourth woman comes out of the Woods-work. Jamie Jungers (RIGHT) tells a UK newspaper that she started a 2-year fling with Tiger after meeting him at a Las Vegas nightclub. So much for, “What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas”! WELCOME TO THE JUNGER BABY

Sunday, December 6th: Some of the best days of Woods’ life have come one Sundays but he won’t be counting this as one of them. Two more chicks come out and say they have slept with Woods in the past two years. Tiger attempts to talk golf on his website but he’s overshadowed by the seemingly nonstop barrage of babes that want to tell their bedtime stories about him. TIGER TRIES TO TALK GOLF

Sunday, December 6th: Cori Rist, a NYC party girl, met Tiger at the nightclub Butter and things got slippery from there. According to Rist, they carried out a yearlong affair in large NYC hotel suites and luxurious resorts. CORI MAKES TIGER WANT TO SLIT HIS RIST!

Mindy Lawton CollectSunday, December 6th: Say it aint so Tiger! The least attractive of Tiger’s ‘transgressions’ is brought to light, as Perkins waitress Mindy Lawton (RIGHT) says she and Tiger had rough sex in a car while parked in a church parking lot. He must have been praying she would be a lot hotter when he opened his eyes. His prayers never came true! SHE MUST HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY

Sunday, December 6th: Speculation about Tiger’s abuse of prescription painkillers begins to heat up. While his neighbor says there was no scent of alcohol on Woods at the scene of the accident, one officer claims he was suspicious that Woods might be under the influence when he arrived on scene. Members of Woods family did not hide the fact that Tiger had been taking painkillers for an injury on the day of the accident but police did not rule that as the deciding factor in the motor vehicle accident. TIGER AND PILLS

Monday, December 7th: Another woman, porn star Holly Sampson, becomes unlucky number seven for Tiger Woods. Some of Sampson’s finer works include ‘OMG Stop Tickling Me’ and ‘Diary of a Horny Housewife’. Say what you want but Tiger does not discriminate in terms of profession, that’s for sure. SAMPSON’S STORY

joslynjamesMonday, December 7th: The attorney for Jamie Junger - mistress #4 in case you’re confused - tells TMZ that Tiger told his client that his marriage ‘is only for publicity’. IN THE JUNGER, THE MIGHTY JUNGER

Monday, December 7th: Woods and his wife hold a meeting that is attended by ‘The Mysterious Suited Man’ after allegations of Tiger’s relationship with other women continue to swirl. The two and a half hour meeting is not addressed in any statement to the media but the theories run wild. THE SECRET MEETING

Monday, December 7th: The number of mistresses rises to 10 according to this Extra article. The list now includes hardcore porn star Joslyn James. EXTRA WOMEN TO SPARE

Tuesday, December 8th: After arriving at her daughter’s house a day earlier, Elin Nordegren’s mother, Barbro Homberg, is taken by ambulance to Health Central Hospital because of stomach pains. The cause of the pain was unknown but her twin daughters believe it may have been food poisoning. UPDATES ON ELIN”S MOM

Tuesday, December 8th: The 911 call made from Woods house is released later in the day. AUDIO 911

Categories : Colin's Corner

Comments

  1. Steve says:

    I can’t help but notice how Colin’s THW insignia is VERY similar to Tiger’s TW insignia… hmmmmm.

  2. air jordan says:

    It’s great to see an article like this.

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