How does a person determine if he himself is a “mouth-breather”? Brian, Mississippi It’s a term I use for people who just don’t ‘GET IT.’ If you’re a mouth breather, you’ll probably never realize it because mouth breathers are so in the dark, they have trouble with the simplest things. Listen, life isn’t tough. Most [...]

Why do you hate Cleveland? You bang on all of Ohio. Eric, Cleveland No Eric, your local sportscasters are homers. That appears to make me ‘negative.’ How often am I wrong compared to your local meatballs? They loved the Browns’ free agent signings last year. I called them overrated. Who was right? They loved the [...]

Who is your favorite late-night guy: Letterman, Leno or Conan? Jim, Omaha I still think Letterman has the sharpest wit in broadcasting. He’s become political in recent years, which can turn people off, but he works for me. Leno has always been a joke machine who appears uncomfortable during interviews. He’s a little too down [...]

Love your show man, been a long time listener ever since you took over for Tony K. His fans didn’t treat you well at first and he didn’t do you any favors when you started. So ‘fess up bro. You kind of like the fact that you are riding high and Tony has been kicked [...]

Herd, I just broke up with this girl I have been dating forever. Dude, it sucks! Ever had your heart broken? Evan, Seattle Several times. Lisa Maples in High School. Linda Staley in Las Vegas. I was devastated by my divorce. Just crushed my marriage didn’t last forever. Yet, life is very similar to a [...]

Who was the funniest or most entertaining athlete you ever met? Zaire, Boston No question here, minor league baseball pitcher Todd Simmons. He was a lanky, sidearm thrower from Bellflower, California. He was a laugh a minute guy from my minor league days in Las Vegas. One day, you can’t make this up, he’s in [...]

Colin, when are we going to see hot friend Ann? Steve, Las Vegas I’ve received over 300 requests for my “Hot Friend Ann” About two weeks ago, I asked Ann if she would be willing to answer a few questions. Now, since she’s also, um, well hot, I told her people also need to see [...]

Manny’s a doper, A-Rod’s a doper, Clemens is a doper…all the big names are dopers, it seems like. So my question is; who’s the best “clean” player of this era? Joel, Boston Well, to this point, its Derek Jeter and Albert Pujols. If those two guys get busted, to hell with it, I’m going on [...]

Hey Colin, what does this cocktail that you drink everyday at 5pm, and what does it consist and how do you make it? Bruce, Ohio 5:15 is GO TIME in the Herd House. The cocktail of choice is Grey Goose or Kettle One vodka, with a splash of cranberry and a slice of lime. Not [...]