A WGN reporter thought it would be a good idea to dunk on a five year old kid then jump in his face and tell him,  “not in my house!” The kid’s mother couldn’t look more pissed and the dude handles the situation like a total tool. Yup we’ve got video! CHECK IT OUT

An Egyptian man who was refused permission by his fanily for two years to marry a woman from a lower class chopped his own manhood off to make a statement. The statement was, ” I’m an idiot and won’t be getting any type of woman, any time soon.” Read Story

A meth head in Tennessee decided it was a good idea to steal $1 worth of gummy bears and roll off on his scooter. When the cops stopped him, they realized his scooter was loaded with meth. Nice job buddy! Read Story

A Seattle couple was caught on foot and booked, accused of throwing baseball sized rocks through car headlights. Every time the couple hit a left headlight the chick would take off her clothes. The dude would strip when the right ones were hit. Hopefully, a lot of left headlights are out. Read Story

Why would you hang out in a police garage while you’re drunk? A couple of idiots in Green Bay were doing just that. Police checked their camera and SURPRISE! Police found pictures of the guys urinating on cop cars. You can imagine where it goes from here. Read Police Blog

Apparently a guy out in Germany decided that Randy Johnson was the only dude out there who deserved the nickname “Big Unit”. After having a penis implant, the German claimed no woman wanted to be with him and demanded it be reversed. Not to cut myself off but, Read Shortened Story Here